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The Flu Diet: An amazing, virtually guaranteed way of losing weight. You will lose your appetite, No Exercise Needed!
Some people are lucky enough to also have nausea as a bonus. What better way to keep your eating in check??
Is your wedding only a month away? Are you tired of resisting food?
On the flu diet, you will be repelled by food!

Comes with free vial of flu germs, while author is sick.

Offer in limited areas only. Only $15 per book. Please contact me directly.

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antoniseb
Jan. 29th, 2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
Shortly after the 2004 Stargate Yule, I got such a flu, and lost 10 pounds in three days, of which six or seven stayed off. This was inspiration to lose more in rather aggressive fashion, and ten weeks later I was happy with my weight.
ripresa
Jan. 29th, 2008 07:25 pm (UTC)
oh my goodness. 10 lbs in 3 days, that's a lot!
antoniseb
Jan. 29th, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
3 or 4 of the pounds were meaningless water/alimentary weight. The other six or seven were from sweating, not eating, and otherwise fighting a fever. Clearly not the nicest three days I ever spent, but it was during a very fun stretch of my life.
nekomouser
Jan. 29th, 2008 07:26 pm (UTC)
When your body is forced to convert calories to phlem, it can't store them as fat. If we all had bad allergies and the flu once a month, it would be a planet of Kate Mosses no matter how poorly anyone ate.
bobacita
Jan. 29th, 2008 07:54 pm (UTC)
It's true! When I was sick with the flu last week, Justin kept on saying, "You're so skinny, Carol! Why are you so skinny?"

Now it's back to normal :)
tebing
Jan. 30th, 2008 03:02 am (UTC)
You can get it published by O'Reilly:

http://www.oreillymaker.com/link/7794/flu-dieting/
ripresa
Jan. 30th, 2008 03:39 am (UTC)
lol.

i like that it has an insect on the cover.
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