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Why is there none in print!?

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Jan. 29th, 2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
Shortly after the 2004 Stargate Yule, I got such a flu, and lost 10 pounds in three days, of which six or seven stayed off. This was inspiration to lose more in rather aggressive fashion, and ten weeks later I was happy with my weight.
Jan. 29th, 2008 07:25 pm (UTC)
oh my goodness. 10 lbs in 3 days, that's a lot!
Jan. 29th, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
3 or 4 of the pounds were meaningless water/alimentary weight. The other six or seven were from sweating, not eating, and otherwise fighting a fever. Clearly not the nicest three days I ever spent, but it was during a very fun stretch of my life.