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Why is there none in print!?

The Flu Diet: An amazing, virtually guaranteed way of losing weight. You will lose your appetite, No Exercise Needed!
Some people are lucky enough to also have nausea as a bonus. What better way to keep your eating in check??
Is your wedding only a month away? Are you tired of resisting food?
On the flu diet, you will be repelled by food!

Comes with free vial of flu germs, while author is sick.

Offer in limited areas only. Only $15 per book. Please contact me directly.

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nekomouser
Jan. 29th, 2008 07:26 pm (UTC)
When your body is forced to convert calories to phlem, it can't store them as fat. If we all had bad allergies and the flu once a month, it would be a planet of Kate Mosses no matter how poorly anyone ate.