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Why is there none in print!?

The Flu Diet: An amazing, virtually guaranteed way of losing weight. You will lose your appetite, No Exercise Needed!
Some people are lucky enough to also have nausea as a bonus. What better way to keep your eating in check??
Is your wedding only a month away? Are you tired of resisting food?
On the flu diet, you will be repelled by food!

Comes with free vial of flu germs, while author is sick.

Offer in limited areas only. Only $15 per book. Please contact me directly.

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antoniseb
Jan. 29th, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
3 or 4 of the pounds were meaningless water/alimentary weight. The other six or seven were from sweating, not eating, and otherwise fighting a fever. Clearly not the nicest three days I ever spent, but it was during a very fun stretch of my life.

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